The latest statistics are in: 30 percent of all resolutions are broken within the first week of the new year. The rest of the lot fold like cheap cameras in less than a month. Not very encouraging. Problem is, we don't really intend to keep them. We only say we are to mess with our own heads and try to be part of the New Year's Resolution Club. Like the preposterous notion that we'll actually eliminate all fats from our diet. Hah! Who are we kidding? Give up cheesecake and pizza? Forever? That's like giving up blinking. It can't be done.